If the world is your OYSTER…why are you CLAMMING up??

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June 24, 2008 by cosmoakacitizensmith

It was a strange contraption. A forklift trucks minus the forks, with a wire cage on top of it surrounding the driver and me. We were heading towards the water’s edge, getting ready to tumble into the currents and make the crossing.

But there was nothing to protect us from our imminent soaking. And how was this craft in any way seaworthy?

I was sitting upside down on the seat, my back where the top half of my legs should be. I braced myself for the first rush of water in my mouth. Finally I was ready to make the crossing. I was going to be a refugee. I felt the vehicle tumble over the edge of the wooden pier……

And then I woke up.

Fantastic! A great way to start the day! Not to mention the next bit of the mission!! Time once again to OPEN UP AND BLEED!


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