July 10, 2007 by cosmoakacitizensmith
The funniest bit about being here was meeting political chameleon Lembit Opik. He’s the Welsh Liberal Democrat MP who ditched Welsh weathergirl Sian Lloyd for one half of the pop porn duo Cheeky Girls.
He got chatting to a mate of mine and went on about how he thought the government engineered the whole attack on Glasgow airport to distract from their foreign policy blunders in Iraq. Or some such conspiracy-nut nonsense.
I got the impression here was a man who would say anything to suck up to his audience. Ah, a bunch of hippies on drugs, let do paranoid conspiracies, shall we?
He even ended his engagement by saying he was a socialist, (my mate is a socialist).
And wouldn’t he have loved it if we’d bated him about his new missus? Neither of us gave him the pleasure.
Lembit O-prik! Cretinous, negligable, useless tosser of the summer!!!