October 8, 2006 by cosmoakacitizensmith
Tony Bush, (above) and George Blair, (below) shortly before their arrests.
The world breathed a collective sigh of relief following the arrests earlier today of Christian terror supremos George Herbert Walker Bush, a.k.a “Dubya,” and “Brown” Tony Gordon CamerBlair a.k.a “David.”
They are alleged to be the masterminds of the illegal invasion of Iraq in 2003 and the invasion and occupation of Afghanistan in 2001.
Documents were also found on them shortly after their apprehension detailing plans for a strike on Iran.
Both are followers of the warmongering Christian faith, a religion traditionally associated with mass genocide, expropriation of resources and paedophilia.
Dai Jones, from the People’s Republic of Splott, Cardiff, captured the global mood when he said concerning the arrests: “Thank f*ck for that!!!!”